Please Help Me! This is urgent and I count on you!

I really need help and you have to do something!

Every day I get lots and lots of questions and I’m under the obligation to provide accurate answers. I don’t have any other option and I can’t stop these folks from asking me these questions.

I have questions coming from all over the world in every area of life. Anything you can think of, people asking me questions about it. No one wants to understand that I have too much work trying to answer everyone’s questions.

A few seconds ago, a guy from India wanted to know from me how to create a popular blog. While I was thinking and trying to get his question answered, many more questions were coming in. One from Canada and a lady wanted to know how to lose weight after birth. Can you imagine this! I get so many questions about weight loss. How did they come about gaining weight in the first place?

Ah! You see what I mean? Right now, a kid somewhere in UK is asking me for top 100 Modern Video Games. Everyone thinks I know everything. Well, I don’t blame them! Why? Because I have always given them what they want. They are pleased with me. That’s why they always come back to me.please help me

But I need your help!

Yes! I get all my answers from websites and blogs like yours. I read blogs and websites every moment. I have been to your blog on several occasions where I got some materials to answer some questions. Thanks for providing those materials. However, I still need you to provide more.

Here is the point…

These folks ask me questions every moment and I have to answer correctly. For the most part, I find so many answers. So what I do is I compile a list, beginning with the most relevant. Because of the volume of work I get, that’s the most I can offer them. They will go through the list and select the best.

So here is how to help me!

I know you are an excellent writer. But you have to write to answer the questions these people are asking me.  In the past, you have written for me. Thank you! But stop writing for me!

I have read a lot from all over. Now is time to write for these people who keep asking me these questions. If I find out that you perfectly answer their questions, I’ll fetch their answers from your blog. That will make things easier for me.

But then, you have to thoroughly answer their questions. It’s important you note that I care about my reputation so if someone asks me a question, I care to give him the best answer. So if your answer is not in-depth, I’m sorry, I’ll put you at the bottom of the list. I don’t want to lose these people by providing incomplete answers. Yes! They’ll quit if I don’t give them the best.

Here are few things I’m looking for:

  • In-depth materials, touching every aspect of the topic.
  • Write directly to these people asking me questions. If you write for me, it remains between us. No one else will ever see it. But if you write for them, I’ll be able to let them see what you have written.
  • Help me to understand you are writing for them.

There is a lady whose blog I visit often. She has written on how to help me know who you are writing for. I suggest you read her article. This is the link. Be sure to practice what she has written in that article.

I’ll see you soon when next I visit your blog

Have a wonderful week.

Sorry! I didn’t introduce myself. Forgive me.

My name is Search Engines.

106 thoughts on “Please Help Me! This is urgent and I count on you!”

  1. Firstly I’d say, there’s a great logic behind the article. I truly appreciate your thinking creativity.
    I read the post again after I read the last line of the post: “my name is search engine.”. Lol.
    Thanks for entertaining us with these type of contents.

  2. Hi Enstine, In this post you totally puzzled us till the last line “my name is search engines”.
    Another great post to read.

  3. hi Enstine Muki!
    I really read this post very carefully but when you write in end I am search engine, O great sir, You are rock
    Great sharing
    thanks and good luck!

  4. Wow Enstine! As usual you have hit it out of the park again!

    I can still remember the day I originally got your email with that specific
    subject line.

    I had promised myself I would come back to read it later and of course never did!LOL!

    But then, thank goodness while here at your blog commenting on another one of your
    excellent post, I saw you your headline again and decided to at least have a look.

    And as I’m reading your post, I’m of course thinking one thing and I’m completely stunned with amazement once I got to the bottom of your post!

    Wow, you completely caught me off guard! My friend your creativity and brilliance,
    never cease to amaze me! Great job as usual!

  5. Hey Enstine,
    Hahahah, very funny, I really read this post very carefully because when I read your post title, I think you are in trouble. but when you write in end I am search engine, O great sir, You are rock.


    Areesha Noor!

  6. Hey Enstine,

    Ahh this is the Enstine I knew from last year when I first met you. This was definitely a clever post and I was waiting for the punchline. But you had me guessing until I got to the end. This is very true and we must provide those details that readers want or else we’ll be put to the bottom of the list!

    Great post Enstine! You have a good one!

  7. Enstine,

    You had me going there for a minute. Awesome work. You’re a good writer.

    I couldn’t agree with you more in that you need to write for people, because they are your customers or potential customers. Not the search engines.

    Keep your focus here and good things will happen.


    • Hi Kim,
      thanks for reading and dropping the comment. I’m even more excited you share this post on social media. That helped me to discover your fb group and thanks for approving my application there 😉

      Hope you are having a wonderful week 😉

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